WTF is Wii??

Written by Emma on April 28th, 2006

Wii? Is that like baby World War II, but without the world. Just ‘war ii’.
Wii? Everyone is complaining that it sounds like ‘we’ but my concern is that it sounds like ‘wee’. You know. Urine. Whoo! Definitely something I want to associate doing in my living room with lots of my friends gathered ’round.
And the conversations?
‘Hey, did you buy a Wii?’
‘Let’s go play your Wii.’ (Or worse, ‘Let’s go play with your Wii’.)
‘Wanna come over and play on the Wii?’

Childish, maybe, but hey I didn’t name it. WTF was wrong with Revolution? It was a lovely name. I’m surprised nobody nabbed it before now. Who wouldn’t want to claim in name that their system is the revolutionary one?

Sadly, I still really want one. Or at least want to try one. That controller is just too cool if it works as advertised. Oh well. It’s coming soon, and I’ll be in line to try it out. SPORE and Wii. What a combo, eh?

All I can say in the end is that between the phrases, ‘Let’s play on the Wii’ and ‘Let’s play on the xbox360′ uh….. xbox wins.

**Edit – If you don’t have a clue what I’m talking about, you can find out some info on this site (click links at top right to findout more) or go to the Official Wii/Ex-Revolution Site, though the video they play on that just makes me want to slap those little bouncy i’s.

On a completely unrealted note, this guy’s last name:

‘Reggie Fils-Aime’
Literally means ‘son love’ in French. And by ‘son’ I mean ‘young boy you have fathered’. Those abusive fathers.

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