So Ctrl+Alt+Del brought in a new character recently:
Her name is… Emma! She says things like “What makes you think I give a shit about your needs as a consumer?” and has conversations like:
“So, do I even get to know your name?”
“Gee, you would have thought the nametag would be a dead giveaway. But since you ask, my name is Emma.”
“Are you going to ask my name?”
“Eh, I figured you’d tell me sooner or later.”
She is described as “…for lack of a better word, interesting.”
I like her.
Usually I’m against people having the same name as me, because I’m possessive about my name, but she’s cool.