Written by Emma on March 29th, 2004

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firstly, in my previous post you might have noticed that i spelled florida ‘floriday’ once. the truth of the matter is, every time i wrote it in that post i spelled it ‘floriday’. this is because of some weird and strange inability of mine to write floriday without putting the ‘y’ on the end.

secondly, i’m going to norway after i finish learning:


Loweaugen: norway

Loweaugen: i’m going to norway

xteamwriter1: isn’t norway a socialist country?

Loweaugen: hell if i know, but whatever they’ve got works

Loweaugen: i mean.. number one standard of living in the world

Loweaugen: that’s happy people

xteamwriter1: well sorry! i was just trying to remember if it was there or sweden

Loweaugen: thats.. oh yes.. i’m going to say it.. BETTER THAN AMERICA! *americans all over america gasp, try to reason out this impossibility in their heads, and then explode*


in further news, i have some great links i have to share with you guys. usually i try and save them up and then have a few posts with a link in each, but i cant be bothered this time, so you’ll get to have some great fun with this post. firstly, here are three links to the ‘Trojan Games’! these videos are great, i think. the british announcers taking it all so seriously makes it even better. anyway, here, here, and here.

now, dont forget, everybody, smoking is bad for you!! in fact, SMOKING KILLS!

this guy is awesome! bwahahahaha!! go gogogogo!

then i found this site called ‘Miserable Melodies’. omg these songs SUCK. firstly, listen to hey jude. this is Linda McCartney’s mic, all by itself. wow. erm.. wow. this makes me feel good about my singing abilities. so does this one, which is good old enrique iglesias all alone on his mic. i’m really not sure what to say…. hey, maybe he had an inner ear infection…. yea.

so then i can feel good about my violin playing abilities by listening to this clip of the Portsmouth Sinfonia orch playing that zanathustra song. wow again. i think our sinfonia could beat their sinfonia. but anyway, i feel really good compared. i’m like, master violinist hellz yea. … at least until i go to orch in a few minutes, anyway.

finally, this song is just.. plain.. weird.

so go check out this site and listen to some of it, it’s really quite funny, if not a little auditarily damaging. (no, i dont know if auditarily is a word and i cant be bothered to look it up).

so yes, then i found some good jokes. here they are. in purple. cuz purple is cool. and blue, because you couldnt tell where one ended and the next began unless you were actually READING them.. and i mean.. who does that.

A woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years having a few drinks. While they’re sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.

After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar — a salt shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice.

The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.

“First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice.”

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue — salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys – smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks – this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it …. in one second the sharp lime taste hits… at two seconds the Baileys curdles… at three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits. This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend.

She smiles widely at him and says, “So, how did you like it? It’s called ‘Blow Job’s Revenge.’”

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, “In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body.”

For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. “Go ahead and do the same thing,” he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, “The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.”

*puts this into memory for future entrace into medical school* no way i’m getting caught on this.. not that anyone would EVER find out if i did..

and yes, i got most of this off of i love bacon but i doubt everyone checks it every day anyway, so it’s it nice i went through and picked out the funny stuff from the past 2 months or so? : )

so right now i’m eating a yogurt. how many people say yo-gert (like, ‘yo dawg’) and how many people say yog-ert (‘yog’ rhyming with ‘jog’)? it’s a fruit on the bottom, so i ate half of the top and then mixed it up so that the last bits of yogurt have a very high fruit concentration.

rachel update

so, they found some cancer spots on rachel’s lungs, which isnt too happy. she’s on chemo. that’s about all i know.

lets try and kill em by making her go everywhere at once update

i’ve decided to go to LA next weekend. i’m going on the hosa trip this weekend. we’re trying to sell my orch trip for 80% (550$), so if you know ANYONE who might like to buy PLEASE TELL THEM TO CONTACT ME!! see? great discount rate. more and more things keep popping up. oh well, c’est la vie, i guess. blah.

that’s about all right now. hope you had fun with this post. that took me about 2 days to complete and post.

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